A 55-year-old man from Louisiana who was diagnosed with
terminal cancer and told he had only three months to live claims he has
miraculously cured himself from his cancer by having as much sex as he could
before he died.
The man’s brain shows no more sign of the brain tumor that
threatened his life only months ago and has completely disappeared according to
his DOCTOR, Dr. John Lee.
“I told my patient the progression of his brain tumor was
extremely alarming and that at this rate, I expected his lifespan to be three
months at the most but that he could possibly die any day or so. If a seizure
occurred, he could fall into a comatose state and never come back,” he recalls.
“It is very uplifting, but also extremely intriguing to find
my patient alive and well, with no significant sign of a tumor. I am a rational
man, but this is clearly a blessing from God, there is no other explanation
that comes to mind,” he told local reporters.
Dr. John Lee’s patient was given barely three months to live
after being diagnosed at Baton Rouge’s General Medical Center with a large
brain tumor six months ago
When Adam learned he had barely three months to live, he
didn’t lose faith and did not despair.
“I’ve had a few tough breaks in my life,” he admits. “But
every time life has sent me a jab, I always responded by an uppercut,”
acknowledges the former amateur boxer.
“When I learned I had so little time on this Earth, I took
out all my economies and bought myself a ticket for Thailand. For months, I
partied hard as hell and had as much sex as I wanted,” he admits with no shame.
“For the next few months, I lived my life like a rock star.
I indulged in all possible drugs I could get my hands on and drank beer every
day from morning till dawn. I had a dozen girls living permanently with me, I
had my own little harem, my own personal cook and butler, for a few months of
my life, I lived like a king,” he recalls with nostalgia.
“Some days I felt like Johnny Depp in the movie Don Juan
DeMarco, where he is in the harem and spends years having sex with hundreds of
girls. I had sex like I breathed air. I tried every day to sleep with more and
more women, but I was never able to beat my record of having sex 18 times in
one day.”
Although the miraculous recovery is intriguing to most
medical practitioners, Dr. Alan Bates believes the “extreme partying” might
explain the disappearance of the tumor.
“It is possible that all the sex and drugs, which could have
killed him, did in fact the opposite” explains Dr. Alan Bates, Head researcher
at the New Orleans School of Medicine.
“Endorphins have been found to have a powerful effect on
certain kinds of tumors. A prolonged rush of endorphins, through the practice
of non-stop sexual intercourse for a period of months, as well as the use of
different drugs could have rendered the brain tumor totally incapacitated,” he
adds. “This is a fascinating case study that would benefit from being
reproduced under laboratory conditions and could eventually help find
alternative solutions to the treatment of cancer by the administration of
endorphins to the body,” he acknowledges.
The retired plumber has officially taken back his position
as a manager at a local Walgreens and says his near-death experience has
permanently changed him for the best and given him a more positive attitude
towards life.
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